posted by Dagger at 12:26 PM
Hahaha! That is fucking hilarious! Now if they would only target Ms. Paris Hilton! Maybe it was Al Queda that hacked her blackberry! Celebrity conspiracies are much better than plain old entertainment gossip! I'll be sure to watch Fox (Faux) news for the updates!!
I've got my own celebrity crisis going on up here in S.F. Judge's family gets killed. Judge gets killed. My judges all got nervous. (Did I ever tell you what I do for a living? I am a general flunky for the highest state court in California. Hint hint. Diana Ross had nothing on them. Ha Ha. The Supremes. This has to be in code, otherwise they'd know that a dope-smoking, ex-hippie, subversive, is in their very gut.The first yeark, I went to work stoned every monrning because, well, that's how I start my day. The second year I was afraid not be be stoned, because they only knew me stoned. I needed to be consistent. So there I was, forced to smoke dope in order to be thought normal. Y'know, life is tough now and then.Oops, sorry, the dope and alcohol have kicked in again, I'm out of here.Cheers.
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