I was looking through some old zines today and came across this crazy classified ad. It was in a 10 year-old issue of Maximum Rock N’ Roll (yeah, I was so punk). Here’s what it said:
“Hey motherfucker, remember me? I’m the dude who’s fucking your ex-girlfriend. Ouch, that hurt didn’t it? I bet you still want her real bad, don’t you? I bet you still jack off thinking about her. Well guess what pinky dick? She’s sucking my cock now and taking it up the ass. If I see you around here again, I’m gonna bend you over and make you my bitch”
Woah man, that dude was fucking INSANE!!!
In other events I found this card in my Froot Loops this morning.
I researched it and discovered its “Yama” the Hindu God of Death. I wonder if Toucan Sam is trying to tell me something….Seriously though, how strange is that? I’m thinking about calling Kellogg’s and finding out if they have any crazy Hindu's working for them….Weird.