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Monday, May 16, 2005

The Happiest Place on Earth


This was my weekend.
As you can see, the wife and I had a grand weekend. It’s been awhile since we made some pot brownies, but I got paid on Friday and I was determined to have a fucked up weekend. A brownie high is a completely different high. You feel that shit in your entire body and for hours. Much of it is still a blur (considering I’m still a little fogged out as I type this). I know we went to Disneyland on Sunday. Let me just say that going on “It’s A Small World” high is a wasted experience. This ride was way too fucking long and BORING. After India, I was pretty much over it….stupid PC ride.


We also went on "
Star Tours" and I was totally freaking out. As far as I was concerned I WAS on that fucking space ship dodging lasers and comet ice crystals. And that part where the Empire almost captured us…forget about it. The wife and I were contemplating suing Disneyland for letting such an inexperienced robot pilot that Star Tourship. I mean really, why were we so close to the Death Star? Hello!!?? Liability??


Brownies anyone?
But the highlight was the “
Tower of Terror”. That shit turned my happy high into a happy anxiety attack. We saw some old lady in line for this ride too. C’mon man, there should be an age limit. I don’t want some old mama short circuiting and exiting on my watch. Shit like that would be a major bummer….And speaking of bummers, some trashy just outta jail gangsta dude and his fat ghetto girlfriend were sucking faces right in front of us in line. It was like watching a bear mate with a hippopotamus. That shit almost ruined my high.

This is your body on drugs.
But like I said, the rest of the weekend is pretty fuzzy. I do know that we laughed a lot, ate a lot, and just had a great time being together. That’s what it’s all about kids. Finding someone that you can have fun with and being happy….oh yeah, almost forgot, we also went to the 99 Cents store and bought some munchies. If you’re gonna go to the supermarket high, make sure it’s the 99 Cents store. Spending $20 is better than $80.

POT BROWNIE RECIPE
You’ll need the following:
About an 8th of green
Butter
Brownie mix (with extra fudge)
Eggs
Oil

Directions:
First break apart the green into small pieces. Then mix the eggs and oil with the brownie mix (read the box for amount and oven preheating). Get a pot (excuse the pun) and melt some butter. Add in the greens and stir for about 2-5 minutes. This is how you get the hemp oil. Pour the oil through a sifter and onto the brownie mix. Mix well. Then add the chunks of cooked pot into the brownie mix. Put it in the oven. Enjoy.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! Cleaning has never been more fun. It sure is cloudy in here! Hope you are having a bitchin' day at work! L8R!

May 17, 2005 10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi baby,

I too like the photo with the bag over your head. I think it should be your profile picture. :) I love you!

May 26, 2005 10:38 AM  
Blogger Ray Bridges said...

As a matter of fact, I had a brownie yesterday before I went off to a ballgame. It was made from leftover shake from last year's harvest. Fucked me up. I used to make chocolate chip cookies instead of brownies. Those were great, too. I know you're having a good week-end.

May 29, 2005 7:48 AM  

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