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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Fucking Surreal Life

VH1 announced some of the cast for season 6 of Surreal Life. This one will be slightly different because the cast will play various characters from the Brady Bunch. Christopher Knight (from Season 4) will return as Peter Brady. Below are quick Bio’s and some video/audio clips. I wish I was making this shit up...


Kelsey Grammer will play Sam the Butcher.
Kelsey is a Republican asshole. Click HERE and see him fall on his ass during a speech he gave at Disneyland. This is courtesy of Best Week Ever.


Glenn Danzig will play Mrs. Brady.
Glenn is a washed up pretentious dick who was the reason why the Misfits broke up back in 1983. Click HERE to see him get his clock cleaned (if you haven’t seen this already).


Ian Brown will play Bobby Brady.
Ian was in the Stone Roses. I like the Stone Roses. Click HERE to watch Ian and his crew doing something English (aka: beating someone up).



Bjork will play Alice.
Bjork is funky looking and her music is self-righteous at times, but she’s also funny in a “I’m gonna attack this reporter bitch” sort of way. Click HERE to watch Bjork lose it.

Arnold will play Mr. Brady.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a complete moron. He’s my governor so I should know. But who knew he was so funny. Check out these great MP3 phone calls the Governator made. He really is a man of the people.

Arnold VS Gateway


Arnold VS Some Asian Lady

Arnold VS The Gator Lodge

Arnold VS Preferred Reality


Triumph will play Cindy Brady.
Triumph the Insult Dog is funny. He’s a fucking hand puppet, but he’s funnier than most comedians. Watch these classic clips and laugh until you crap your pants. I poop on you!

Triumph VS Simon Cowell

Triumph VS MTV

Triumph VS Bon Jovi

Triumph VS Hawaii

The rest of the cast will be announced in a few weeks.


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