I believe in a divided America. I believe all the “red states” can go suck a fuck and secede from the rest of the country. They can take that retarded war-monger of a president too. Howard Dean can be our man in office. Everyone would back us. The French, the Canadians, fuck man, even the Mexicans would say “Hola, fuck Bush!”. The only partner the Red States of America would have would be…you guessed it, the fucking British! I love their music, but besides that…fuck ‘em.
The Blue States of America stands for equality for everybody, including the much unincluded gay community. Everyone may get married regardless of gender. Health care would be provided for everyone. Healthcare includes ABORTIONS, so scram Billy Gram. If you’re a soldier in Iraq and you live in a Blue State, you may leave the war. Shit, if you live in a Red State, you can leave the war too (just move to a Blue state when you come home- for your own safety).
What will the Red States be like? Just like it is now, but with more racism, homophobia, country music, rodeos, police brutality, steak, war, and of course way more brainless christian propaganda. Basically it will be just like Texass.
In the Blue States, our way rules. If you live in the outskirts of a Blue State and have Red State beliefs, then you can move out or shut the fuck up and convert.
We are the future!! LA, NYC, Chicago, Seattle….we’re taking over and we have the best cities, music, film, art, fashion, and PEOPLE. I’m not going to compromise. I want our nation under YOUR god (or no god) to stand for truth, liberty, and freedom (for a change).
Fuck Bush and fuck you if you voted for him.