He Attackes My Vagina Looking for the Rent. Like Death from Above in a Chocolate Factory or a Dude with a Bionic Arm Telling a Tasteless Joke.

Video Camera: $500
Stitches from dogbite: $60
Ticket for your dog biting someone: $200
Getting a retarded foreign lady to tell the camera how her dog bites her vagina and her other dogs penis: Priceless

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s retarded foreign women.


“A group of young New Yorkers must deal with such harsh urban realities as AIDS, homelessness and paying the rent”…uh, yeah whateva…I think watching RENT would be way worse than getting AIDS or being homeless. Pure torture.


Death from Above, (above), are awesome. They played LA a couple times and I just happened to miss every fucking show. Actually, I haven’t been to a show in over a year. I guess I’ve been too busy paying the RENT. So here’s a Making of the Video type of thing. It’s pretty funny, like an indie rock version of Spinal Tap.

I hope Charlie and the Chocolate Factory doesn’t suck. I loved the original and I think only Johnny Depp and Tim Burton can do it justice. I’ll be seeing it on the IMAX, you can see a preview here.


There will be so much cool shit before I die. Just think, if they are already doing shit like this, who knows what kind of Blade Runner sci-fi world there will be in 2040?? Sadly though we’ll most likely all be dead.

Have any of you heard about this movie The Aristocrats? It’s a documentary about a shitload of comedians telling the same dirty ass joke. Each joke has the same beginning and end, but every comic puts their own spin on the middle. It sounds hilarious and was a big hit at this years Sundance. Here’s Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s South Park version of the joke….fucking beautiful.